I said fine, be the guy who doesn't kiss and tell. He held up a totally empty, big-ass bottle of Jack Daniels and said wish I could remember.
I started telling him about my night. He kept saying "not so loud my head hurts." I told him about the truth or dare and Chinese twin shell game where I wound up fucking one, either Alice or Lin, while the other one watched and talked to her s****r in Chinese. All he said was: "Dude if you didn't get anywhere with them just say so, you don't have to make up crazy shit."
I said, man I swear I didn't make any of it up. So are you just going to sit in here all day? He said yeah, but I guess I have to go talk to Sophia later. Just wannna sit here for a while. Great, I said, so I'll be by myself all day trying to figure out which twin I fucked? A said "better than spending all day with Sophia and trying to figure out IF we fucked."
There was a lot of noise coming from the girls' room next door. I knocked on the adjoining door and Lin (or Alice?) yanked open the door and said excitedly "he's up!" She grabbed my arm and pulled me in the room. The TV was on, sounded like all the way up, cartoons. They had on pajamas, I could tell they were older ones but still fit. They looked less than the eighteen they were and I suddenly felt sort of guilty at my part in getting to come here and do things they probably weren't ready for. But they seemed okay, they were moving around the room at 100 miles per hour. Clothes and books and brushes and other girl shit was everywhere. I realized I was still in a pair of shorts and t-shirt and my hair was all fucked up looking. One of the twins was making tea in the in-room coffee maker and handed me a glass. I don't like tea, I told Lin or Alice, but she handed it to me and was running around the room again looking under sheets for something and talking to her s****r in Chinese. They seemed to be ignoring me, but yet strangely happy I was here. Hey, where is Sophia? I asked. She went for a walk on the beach Alice or Lin said. I could imagine Sophia trying to sl**p with this kind of noise and understood why she left. Now the twins were arguing and suddenly went quiet. One looked at me and said: Can you take us to breakfast and then a day on the beach? They were both looking at me. I said okay, sure. What else did I have to do? They ran all over the room grabbing random bathing suits and shirts and sandals and then one of them disappeared into the bathroom and the shower kicked on. I sat down to wait, but then the other one, Alice or Lin, was pulling my hand. I was already starting to feel a bit tired and hung over. I said, are you Alice? Yes, she said. What do you want I asked. Come on, said Alice. She was the one wearing the sort of peach and light blue pajamas with a cat on it. That meant Lin had on the red and green flannel looking pajamas. I held her hand there for a second and said, Alice, was it you last night? She looked right over my shoulder and smiled and said come with me. The bathroom door was open and Lin was in there behind the curtain, shower running. "Come on! Come on!" Alice was saying to me, kind of the tone you would use to talk to a dumb dog. "Let's get showered so we can get breakfast." She yanked the pajama top up over her head and I saw those dark nipples in the almost flat chest of perfect white skin. Yes, it must've been Alice last night. Those tits looked the same, and I spent a few minutes with my head right up against them, licking them. . . . Or had I? She was shoving down her pajama bottoms now and pulling off her puffy socks. You guys do know it's 85 degrees all the time down here don't you? I asked her, watching her bend over and shove her white panties down over her almost-as-white legs. Alice was now stark naked and was yanking at my t-shirt, still saying "come on." So I took off my shirt and shoved down my shorts trying not to think of my limp dong hanging there as I stepped into the shower, with Alice herding me from behind.
Lin was in the shower and had the exact same tits, so now I was thinking as I eyed her naked body, that it must've been her. She had her hair shampooed and moved past us in the narrow tub so Alice could get under the water. Her body, soapy and sleek, squeezed past mine and I felt my cock starting to get hard. Well, why not, I was showering with two Chinese twins. I shivered in the cold as I watched Alice rub soap on her tits as she talked to her s****r. Nobody said anything to me. Alice turned around and bent over to scrub her leg and I stared at her ass. Just then Lin leaned past me to rinse her hair, hanging onto my arm, her tiny tits just inches away. She looked down and yanked on Lin's hair and then pointed to my cock which was visibly rising. They stared at it like a frog in a science experiment and commented in Chinese. Alice kept up her part of the argument as she soaped up her hair and I watched the movement of her tits as her arms raised over her head. Then Lin was crowding past me and they were rinsing each other's hair as they continued to talk to each other, and somehow I knew they did this showering together thing every single day. It just looked so routine and natural. But unfortunately they switched around again enough that I lost track of which one was Alice or Lin. With their hair rinsed clean they stood side by side pointing at my dick and then they moved around me and pushed me under the shower and their hands were all over me soaping me up. Hey can I soap one of you, I asked. Alice or Lin turned her back and the other handed me the bar of soap. I lamely rubbed the soap on her back as she laughed and said something over her shoulder in Chinese. I can't understand when you speak Chinese, I said. They both laughed and I reached down and rubbed the soap on her ass. She screamed as if she had been stabbed and then laughed and swatted my hand. They were both facing me and soaping me up but with a wash rag so their hands never really touched me and they were just sort of exploring me as they talked to each other, moving around the elephant in the shower, my giant tent-pole erection. Turn around, Alice or Lin said. By now I had no chance of tellling which was which. I turned around and one of them reached up — she was a lot shorter than me — and started shampooing my hair. Her tits and thighs moved against me as she worked. I said this would be a great spot for a reach-around. Huh? She said. It was about the only thing she had said in English other than c'mon and turn around for 20 minutes. Nothing, I said, just a dumb joke. . . . I jerk off in the shower a lot. Oh really?! The other one squealed. Yeah, I said, it's a pretty natural thing to do, most guys do I am pretty sure. So you can do it in the shower? She asked me. Yeah, I told Alice, or Lin. I can pretty much do it anywhere, and I am in a shower with two naked girls. Now they were talking to each other and pointing at my dick. One of them reached out to it like it was a snapping turtle that would bite and started rubbing it with soap. I figured maybe this was the one I didn't fuck last night, or else why would she be so tenuous, as if she was touching one for the first time. Or maybe she hadn't really had a chance to see it last night and was fascinated by it in the daylight. She kept gingerly washing my knob as if it would attack her at any second. I clamped my larger hand around hers, closing it over the shaft and she gasped a little bit as I guided her hand up and down and said "see? You just do it like this. With a little soap it feels good, real quick and I can think about other things for the rest of the day." Her eyes got a little wild as I guided her hand up and down my cock and she looked at her s****r and said one word in Chinese, no idea what, then she was smiling and politely pulling her hand back. I let it slide away and off my cock. I turned around and rinsed the soap off and said "anyway, that's how you do it if it ever comes up again…you know with a boyfriend or whatever." I turned around, about ready to get out and they were both standing there looking at me and one, the one who had been helping, said "that's all?" No, I said, that's not alll, but I just stopped I mean you probably didn't need to see the whole thing. But, the other one said wiith concern, can you think of other things in the day? Yeah, I said, sometimes even when I do I am still thinking about sex by lunch time. They sort of looked disappointed or I had this feelling I was leaving their party too early. I shrugged and said "you want to see?" They both nodded in unison so I said "hand me that soap." It was the easiest whack-off I ever had, plenty of soap, already full mast and two naked Chinese twins standing there watching me. I just couldn't figure out the best place to look as I did my business, staring at their legs — identical — pussy mounds — also both seemed identical though one looked a bit "puffier" in the lips between her legs. I would have to have her on her back to tell. Tits were absolutely identical to the half-millimeter of shape and nipple size and face, I could not tell apart, especially when they both had soaking wet hair. I slowed down slowly stroking my cock as they watched, seemingly fascinated. I said "don't you girls ever. . . . You know . . . Finger?"" They looked at each other and said something quietly back and forth and then one said: "you mean, by our self? Alone?" That brought back the image that had made me blow my load last night, of these two scissoring their legs and fingering each other, and I knew I was about to cum. I focused on their tits as my eyes tried to roll into their sockets. An impressive jet of cum shot up a few inches and then arced in the twins' direction which provoked an immediate reaction. I aimed my cock down as I pumped faster and several more spurts shot at their feet making them move back a few inches. "Anyway, now that's it" I said, reaching for the soap to clean up. When I ws done with the soap, Alice or Lin, asked to borrow the bar of soap which was about gone by then, and she was washing some of my load off her thin pale leg.
They were debriefing my jerkoff demonstration between themselves as they wrapped each other in towels. I have to get some clothes I said and went back to my room. A was back in bed and didn't move. "Taking the twins to breakfast and then hanging out on the beach today," I said. "Great," A muttered sounding half dead, "have fun." I pulled on shorts and a t-shirt and grabbed my shoes then said "oh yeah, just took a shower with both twins and they watched me jerk off." A said: "You're a fucking liar." The twins were already dressed by the time I got back, t-shirts and shorts and fighting over the hair dryer. I watched them dry each other's hair and stared at their legs and ass some more. It's kind of late for breakfast I told them as we went outside in the blasting heat. They looked at each other, almost puzzled and one said: But the boy always takes the girl to breakfast after sl**ping with her. Oh, I said. Okay. Then I said, wait, I only slept with one of you, but I have to buy you both breakfast?! They looked offended at first but then I assured them it was a joke and I would be happy to buy them both breakfast. They looked relieved and their unreadable faces did not give away which one I actually slept with last night. We got in A's car and drove a mile down the beach to a Waffle House and they ordered and ate their breakfast as if it was a solemn ceremony. I wondered if they had watched some romantic comedy or bad R-rated Netflix movie over and over where they believed it was absolutely required to get breakfast after sl**ping with someone. It was strange but seemed to be what they wanted. When the waitress brought the check I asked to borrow her pen. I grabbed the nearest twin's right hand and said: Are you Alice or Lin? She said Lin, so I drew a big L on her right hand. That would be helpful for the rest of. The day.
We drove back to the hotel and d**g all kinds of beach shit out of A's car, blankets and lawn chairs and the cooler, which I refilled with ice and more beverages of various kinds. The twins were now excited again to be going to the beach and we set up a place and they raced down to the water having a great time as I sat there looking at them and the sun and water thinking that life was good. Lin came back to sit next to me on the blanket. She had on the bikini today and sat cross-legged reading a magazine that she found in the hotel lobby. It seemed like a magazine an old lady would read but she seemed to be interested in it. I wondered how much Lin wanted compliments and flattery. Did they have the same drives and desires or was a one a bit slutty and the other more cautious and shy? It was difficult to track them without knowing which one was which. Which I now did, thanks to the pen mark. I gave it a try: Lin, I said, your legs look so nice today especially in that bikini. The cut makes you look like you have such long legs. She looked up and I said and you do, you do have long legs. I should know, I've seen them. Also, I said, still trying, the bikini top is so tempting, it makes me want to see you topless or look down your top. She looked up again and said you did see me. Yeah I said, I know but I'm a guy and I like to see stuff like that all the time. She ignored me, reading. And, I said, you really did have perfect, beautiful breasts. Small, she said. Small, yeah, I said, but I like them that way, not every guy likes huge tits. She didn't look shocked at the word, maybe she didn't know it. They seemed pretty sheltered. Anyway, I said, about to quit trying, I sure hope I can see you topless again soon. Nothing. I stared out at the ocean some more and then said, like a detective in a bad book: "It was Alice last night that I was with, wasn't it?" Lin shrugged and said "you will never know. Maybe I'm Alice." Then Alice was walking up . . . Or was it Lin after all? I realized that couple of minutes was the longest I had ever seen the two apart. Maybe that's why Lin was being a bit bitchy, she was nervous to be apart from her twin, because she brightened up as soon as Alice plopped down beside me. Alice had the one-piece today. I decided to try Alice. I reached down and ran my hand on her leg and said "did you get it all off?" Alice laughed as I brushed her calves with the back of my hand and said "It wasn't me it was Lin." I rubbed Lin's leg with my other hand and she giggled and snatched her leg away. She was totally different with her twin there and I realized she was being defensive because they felt threatened if they were apart. So did you get it alll off Lin? I asked. She was giggly now and looking at her leg and finally nodded and said something to Alice in Chinese and then asked me: "Is it always so much?" I what always so much, I prompted her. "The . . .your…." and her head kind of hung down. "Do I always cum that much?" I said. "Yeah if it has been a few days or if I am really really turned on like I was with you two in the shower with me." "It is sticky," Alice offered. "Yeah I said, it can be hard to get off your skin," and I smiled at her "or out of your hair." I let her work through that one a minute. They were turning me on again hanging out with me in bikinis talking about cum. You girls are gonna burn I say, reaching for the giant thing of SPF 50 suntan lotion. I shot a huge glob in my hand and told Alice to turn around and lotioned up her back and then moved down to her legs, guiding her feet onto my lap as I slowly rubbed the lotion into her legs. I saw at least one guy give me an envious stare as he went past. I lotioned every inch of Alice's legs and feet, taking my time to do it and leaning over so they wouldn't notice I had another tent pole in my swimsuit. I scooted over and said "you ready Lin?" I shot a stream of suntan lotion onto her left leg and asked her: "Does this remind you of anything?" She looked up from her magazine and I said: "Just like the shower, right?" The twins burst into laughter at this and made me shoot the lotion onto both of their legs several times. I was having a great time. Then Lin turned around and let me lotion her shoulders and back of her neck and even over the front of her neck down to the tops of her breasts for a second before she gently guided me away. I looked over at Alice and rubbed the remaining lotion on my hand into her hair, smiling and saying "can be kind of tricky to get out of your hair sometimes, right?" Lin flopped over on her back to sl**p and I said you should open up the back of the bikini top and get some sun. "It's not clasp type" she said, "pull over only." So, I said, just slip it off and stay face down. She didn't want to do it and was giggling shyly but Alice thought it would be a great idea. Finally Alice rolled over the top of me, got on her back and yanked the top over her head as she lay face down on the towel. I looked up and down Lin's now topless body, all that white Chinese flesh with only the ass concealed. Alice was still talking to her s****r in Chinese so I felt ignored but content. Actually I was still leaning forward to hide my hard-on but I wanted a beer so I bunched another towel around my middle and slid over to get one. Alice was still talking to Lin but I said "I think she's asl**p." No she's not, Alice said. Well maybe she's trying to sl**p I said. Talk to me for a little while. About what, Alice asked. I don't know, anything I said. She couldn't think of anything to say to me so I just stared at Lin's back and the back of her legs for a while, thinking that if she sat up suddenly I would see her tiny nipples. Hey Alice, I said, you know how I said that some days I allready can't think of other things by lunch? Today is one of those days. Huh, Alice said. I leaned over and whispered, I have a huge boner already. You know, hard-on, erection. Then I lifted the towel and showed her. She covered her mouth in shock and said "really? Why?" I don't know, I said, just how guys are. I think it was all the lotion I rubbed on you and Lin. Can I see again, Alice asked. I lifted the towel and showed her the obvious bulge. But how do you . . . .? Take care of it, you mean? I laughed. Sometimes you just have to wait for it to go away. "But how long does it last?" Alice asked. "Depends," I said. "It's usually easier to give it what it wants. What does it want? Alice asked. What it got in the shower, I said. To jerk off but it's weird to do that in public, by yourself you know, it's creepy." I got an idea. "On the other hand, a handjob in public is a really sexy thing." She looked at me and I knew she wanted to ask the question so I said: "Hand job. You know, another person." "Oh," she saiid, another person does it to you." Right, I said, kind of like I showed you guys this morning but you have to be kind of secret about it." Then I said: "Wanna try?" She looked at me and then at the towel. I said "just get some of that suntan lotion." She got the lotion and then said something to Lin in a loud voice in Chinese. I don't know Chinese but it sounded like "Hey Lin I'm about to give a handjob" and then Lin turned her head and looked at her and said something in Chinese that sounded like "oh really?" So Lin was watching as Alice dipped her hand under the towel and started inexpertly feeling around. She reported to Lin when she found my cock, which was not hard to do, and what she was doing down there and what it felt like . . . I guess because it was alll a conversation between the two of them again. You have to rub a little harder and faster, I told her. Here, like this I said, reaching under the towel and helping her for a second. Actually hang on I said, and slid my swimsuit down under the towel so she would have an easier reach. She peeked under the towel and her eyes got big and then Lin wanted the towel held up in her direction so she could peek. The towel was back down and Alice was actually not bad at it for a first time so I sat back enjoying the fact that I was getting a handjob on the beach from a Chinese girl . . .and her twin. Lin kept looking up so that I could almost see cleavage so I asked her: "Do you mind if I slip my hand under and feel?" She looked up and down the beach and so did I. Nobody was paying any attention. There weren't that many people even out and the nearest blanket was about 20 feet away. I asked Alice to lotion up my left hand and she put a quarter size amount on my finger tips. I slid under Lin's chest and her nipple was already rock hard. I rubbed the nipple and breast and she smiled contentedly . . . At Alice and they talked about that. Then Alice said "I want too" and pulled her hand back and flung hersellf face down on the towel, pulling her one piece down to mid-torso. First of all, I said, push that swimsuit down to your hips so it looks like you're just sunbathing. She did and then I rubbed Lin's nipple a few more times and then said sorry, it's Alice's turn. I put lotion on my right hand and made sure no one was looking before reaching under Alice, rubbing her nipple hard in just a few seconds as she exclaimed loudly to Lin who said something back that I hoped was "yeah I know this is great, isn't it?" I said to Lin, you could have a turn at what Alice was doing. Alice instructed her in Chinese, I was guessing, on how to give me a handjob. Lin looked up and down the beach and grabbed her t-shirt, sitting up and holding it in front of her breasts then quickly flinging it over her head and pulling it down, but not before I got a good full-frontal glimpse of her hard dark red nipples which stood out of the t-shirt like tiny bullets. She shook more lotion out of the giant bottle and reached under the towel where she had easy access to my dick and now I was getting a handjob from Lin as I rubbed Alice's nipples. I rubbed Alice for a while as Lin rubbed me, but a man is never content and I started to think how great it would be if both twins were rubbing my cock. Unfortunately that thought made me start to cum and I warned Lin a little too late and could only say "faster" before I lost the ability to talk for a few seconds. Lin was telling Alice I came in her hand and then she was pulling her cummy hand out and showing her and then pushing her hand almost in her face. Alice was looking up as much as she could without showing off her breasts and she raised one hand and poked at the cum that was already getting kind of stringy. Lin nudged her hand at Alice's face and she reared back, flying up to flash her tits for half a second, to get away. Lin's hand stayed there and for a second I thought Alice was going to taste it. But then Lin pulled it away and tried to rub it off in the sand which only made her hand covered in sand. She was laughing and pointing and now Alice was sticking her finger into Lin's cummy-sand-covered palm and then they mashed palms so that Alice's hand was almost as sand and cum covered. I told them, there's no way to get that off unless you have a lot of water and soap. You have to wash it off in the ocean. Lin stood up to go but Alice had to get her top back over her head which proved difficult since they both had one cum-covered hand. I pulled my shorts up and helped Alice get her suit up over her head. I said too them both: "Next time I hope you girls will both try at once!"